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Quote |
Episode |
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Brian Williams |
Look, I know i can't play alright. The best thing you can do for me right now was win. Get to the play off i'll be right back wich i'll be doin' my things. For now i'll be watchin', but you can still be doin' it. Look, you got Saracen, Riggins, Bradley... |
215 |
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Tim Riggins |
He is Hot !! |
215 |
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Jason Street |
"My boy's are swimmers" |
215 |
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Jason Street |
april test |
215 |
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Tim Riggins |
"I always skip on Wednesdays." |
214 |
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Matt Saracen |
"Shalom!" |
214 |
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Tim Riggins |
QB1.. skipping school again.. |
214 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
suck my dick street |
214 |
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Matt Saracen |
excellent play |
214 |
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Tim Riggins |
"If you ever look at her, even tonight, again - at school -anytime for that matter- I swear to GOD I will end you." |
210 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
sdafsdaf |
209 |
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Tim Riggins |
*in regards to if he's doing okay doing scoring gymnastics*- Not really. She just hit an eight-six Coach. Stacy should be hitting off double-backs, she's been her own worst enemy all day. It's pretty bad. |
209 |
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Lyla Garrity |
I got to go pray |
209 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
smash what are you do'n son! |
209 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
get out now get ur things and get out of my house |
209 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
This is not our curse; this is our blessing. |
209 |
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Tim Riggins |
"I feel closer to God when I'm with you Lyla Garrity." |
209 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
This is not our curse; this is our blessing. |
208 |
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Tim Riggins |
If you can find it within yourselves to forgive me, and I'll make it up to you in the showers. |
208 |
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Brian Williams |
It's The Smash baby |
207 |
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Tim Riggins |
Are you asking me out on a date Williams? |
206 |
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Tim Riggins |
Can you at least buy me a couple of tacos? |
204 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
fdgsdg |
203 |
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Tyra Collette |
Morning Sunshine |
203 |
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Tim Riggins |
you're the best I ever had |
201 |
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Tami Taylor |
Say hi to the Sweed for me |
201 |
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Tim Riggins |
you are still my number one lyla your still the best i ever had |
201 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
The kind of pregnant when you have a baby??? |
122 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
Yor daughter and all her infinite wisdom informed Matt Saracen I took the job at TMU. |
122 |
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Tyra Collette |
Oh Hi Cheating Bitch Cheerleader |
122 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
Every man at somepoint in his life is going to loose a battle. He's going to fight and he's going to loose. But what makes him a man, is that in the midst of that battle, he does not loose himself. |
122 |
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Tyra Collette |
Oh Hey cheating Cheerleader Bitch wanna ride? |
122 |
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Landry Clarke |
Because it's the Christian thing to do. |
122 |
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Jason Street |
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose! |
122 |
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Landry Clarke |
Tyra and yours truly are going to be driving in a car -alone - for 4 straight hours...I'm gonna be playing some sexy crucifixtorious and we're gonna be eating on these very fine, delicate, erotic chocolates and this may be the single most defining moment |
122 |
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Landry Clarke |
in my life so you may need to tell your grandma to take the damn bus |
122 |
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Tim Riggins |
How about Matt Saracen sleeping with coaches daughter! |
121 |
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Brian Williams |
For as long I've known Tim Riggins,there's only two phrases that put a smile on his face: number one "We going to State!" and number two "The results are in. You are not the father!" |
121 |
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Jason Street |
There's a new girl in town and that girl is me. Thank you, Saracen. |
121 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
I don't want you resting on your laurels, you understand me.
Jason: You don't have any laurels, Saracen.
Coach: Not a damn one. |
121 |
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Julie Taylor |
Nothing like football players trying comedy |
121 |
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Jason Street |
I think that if he plays up in Dallas like he played last Friday night, they're gonna eat him for breakfast.
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121 |
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Lyla Garrity |
and next time you want a glass of water say please. |
120 |
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Tyra Collette |
Nothing just wishing I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
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120 |
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Landry Clarke |
Well, see that’s kind of a Catch-22, though because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra |
120 |
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Julie Taylor |
I’ll always love you no matter what happens |
120 |
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Lyla Garrity |
We went shooting yesterday, two girls packing heat |
120 |
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Matt Saracen |
I think... I think I might throw up again. |
120 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
This is our mud. This is ours baby! |
120 |
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Buddy Garrity |
I'm your Buddy! |
119 |
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Tim Riggins |
Bo, don't forget, who's it going to be? (Me) |
119 |
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Tim Riggins |
That was so "Brokeback" man! |
119 |
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Jason Street |
"Run the post, run the slant, and they will respect you...run this pattern, and they will fear you!" |
119 |
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Tim Riggins |
...i just tried to make out with my new neighbor- who is at LEAST in her mid-thirties. |
119 |
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Tim Riggins |
man, that's so 'brokeback' |
119 |
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Tim Riggins |
still friends? |
119 |
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Julie Taylor |
when you first told me we were going to move to Dillion, i seriously wanted to ...vomit |
119 |
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Tim Riggins |
i'm sorry...i miss read the signals |
119 |
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Jason Street |
yeah...texas forever |
119 |
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Tami Taylor |
oh no sweetheart, i'm as serious as a heart attack. |
119 |
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Tim Riggins |
i see you touch that kid again, i'm going to stick my fist through ur chest. |
119 |
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Matt Saracen |
austin's an arty kind of town...ur arty |
119 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
they've got some top-notch ballet-ers |
119 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
**** we did think about you...austin's an arty kind of town...ur arty |
119 |
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Tim Riggins |
Texas forever man. |
119 |
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Brian Williams |
Takin' it like a man, Matty. You know, avoiding the calls, ducking out, hidin in the bushes. |
119 |
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Tim Riggins |
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you (..you..you), the great, and noble men of Dillon Panthers Football *haaa*" |
119 |
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Landry Clarke |
Here's to Tyra. I'm in your house... with strippers... and God bless all who enter here. |
118 |
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Lyla Garrity |
Oh, well, that’s nice. I’m Lyla his fiancé. |
118 |
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Tami Taylor |
Honey what is that thing that is on our front porch... wha... it's moving! |
118 |
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Jason Street |
Victory! |
118 |
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Buddy Garrity |
notepad. it's a little something i learned on Magnum P.I. |
118 |
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Matt Saracen |
landry, you're retarded. |
118 |
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Jason Street |
that's troy over there, he's from South Africa. Then, he lived in London, and now he lives in Texas, and everybody makes fun of his accent. |
118 |
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Julie Taylor |
i don't eat dead pig |
118 |
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Lyla Garrity |
Jason, you are permanently messed up! |
118 |
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Tyra Collette |
oh. there's your friends. hey ya'll. |
118 |
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Lyla Garrity |
you're changing jason, and it's so real...we're never going to last becasue i'm not changing with you. |
118 |
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Buddy Garrity |
you know what eric? i'll always care about the panthers. pam can cut off my head, and stick it on a pike, but i'll always care about the panthers. |
118 |
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Tyra Collette |
what am i? ur new project? |
118 |
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Tami Taylor |
I saw Matt Saracen Buying Condoms today. |
117 |
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Julie Taylor |
I think we should have sex. |
117 |
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Tami Taylor |
You and I have the exact amount of experience being parents. |
117 |
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Matt Saracen |
you have the grossest feet. |
117 |
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Tyra Collette |
Wow, that sounds real hot. Here...for Matt. Throw the guy a bone while your gathering your data. |
117 |
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Julie Taylor |
wait, you told Wiley? wait so what? does the whole team know now? |
117 |
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Matt Saracen |
(Julie) I was really worried about you on the field. "I..you don't need to worry about me. I...In a fight I just kind of stand in the back and just yell stuff." |
117 |
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Matt Saracen |
Okay, now he's asleep. |
117 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
All the other parents have picked up their perps, why can't we pick up ours? |
116 |
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Tami Taylor |
Honey, I don’t like your tone, I don’t like your sarcasm, and I really don’t understand what you see in hanging out with this girl. |
116 |
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Tim Riggins |
"Shut up" |
116 |
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Matt Saracen |
I bet you felt something. |
116 |
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Matt Saracen |
you don't have to worry about me, in a fight i just kinda stand at the back and just yell stuff. |
116 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
consider yourselves married now. congratulatios gentleman. |
116 |
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Tim Riggins |
Too late plays over, you waited too long to make a decision now we lost the game because of you now we're not going to state and now the whole town of Dillon hates you and you're never going to get laid, FACT. |
116 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
The three of you scare me |
116 |
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Tyra Collette |
Do you mind if we make a stop at the women's low self esteem palace? |
116 |
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Tim Riggins |
I'm gonna need you to shut up right now, cause i'm extremely hung over right now |
116 |
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Jason Street |
When I make the nation team and I start touring all over the world I'll take your daughter with me, because we are getting married. |
115 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
Coach Taylor: Matt Saracen’s got you at quarterback? Wait honey. Hey, come here. What do you mean he’s got you at quarterback? |
115 |
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Tim Riggins |
I'm starting to see a W in my eyes. |
115 |
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Brian Williams |
Got any more room on that bus? |
115 |
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Tim Riggins |
"take out her knees" |
115 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
What the hell you want a hug or something? Get out of here. |
114 |
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Lyla Garrity |
(Herc) would break up with me and go after Tyra. He would! He told me! |
113 |
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Tim Riggins |
They're both crap Landry. |
111 |
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Jason Street |
...becasue i'm crippled and i wanna listen to my nevermind cd! |
111 |
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Jason Street |
What Clay and I have is special, America loves him and so do I. You just need to start respecting that. |
111 |
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Tim Riggins |
"What is the Scarlet Letter about Tim?"-Tami
"It's about a gal named Scarlet, obviously" |
111 |
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Tami Taylor |
The big deal is it's part of my job, to make sure that you don't grow up stupid. It's bad for the world. |
111 |
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Lyla Garrity |
Guess what I have? Dirty Dirty Dirty Quad Porn. |
111 |
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Landry Clarke |
My God, you are really are ridiculous. Do you just have the rally girls do everything for you? Do they chew your food and wipe your butt for you? How does it work? I just sat hear and read the entire book to you. And you have nothing to say. That you |
111 |
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Matt Saracen |
Go to Hell, Dad. |
111 |
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Tami Taylor |
Watch the curb... Whoever you are! |
110 |
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Tami Taylor |
To Jason-"There's No weakness in forgiveness." |
110 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
They had a blanket |
110 |
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Matt Saracen |
No thanks I'm driving |
109 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
At least she's not interested in a serial killer... or one of the Riggins'. |
108 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
All right listen up. I’m supposed to give you some fatherly and wise advice at this time in your life. If you’re wondering if a boys thinking about you, he’s not. He’s thinking about sex or he’s hungry. Those are the only two options. (Are you |
108 |
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Brian Williams |
Hey, I bet your granny can still cut an ill two-step |
106 |
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Tim Riggins |
How 'bout saving some of that jello for the other patients, Street? |
106 |
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Jason Street |
I'm guessing you know what this is about. |
106 |
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Jason Street |
You want to call yourself my best friend, and you haven't shown up but once since I've been in here. Six weeks, man. Six weeks. Lemme go ahead and recap my life for you over the last couple of weeks, huh? My day starts out with me laying down on this bed, |
106 |
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Jason Street |
Answer me this, Timmy. What happened to Texas forever, huh? What happened to livin' large, what happened to that eternal bond that you used to love to throw around when I was still healthy and headed towards the NFL, huh? I *need* you here, Tim! I need yo |
106 |
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Jason Street |
I expect... I expect you here. You were my best friend. Grace period's over. |
106 |
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Tyra Collette |
Douchebag! |
106 |
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Julie Taylor |
Dude, you need to chill not, I'm not ESPN. |
105 |
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Brian Williams |
Hey Tim come and smile man God don't like ugly |
105 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
I think I told that kid to get our daughter in the backseat of a car. |
104 |
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Matt Saracen |
Y'all want a Swizzler? |
104 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
I want you to let yourself off the hook son. |
103 |
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Jason Street |
Because every night when I go to sleep, I dream that I can walk again. And every morning, I wake up, and I have to accept it all over again. And then you walk in here, all smiles and acting like nothing’s wrong and it’s killing me! So get this through |
103 |
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Tim Riggins |
lyla, i can't... i can't stop thinking about you... |
103 |
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Brian Williams |
I seen my granddaddy make better blocks playing checkers.
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102 |
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Matt Saracen |
My eyes were open sir. My eyes were wide open |
102 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. |
101 |
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Landry Clarke |
I'm thinking about starting a christian speed metal band. Are you in? |
101 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
Are we not clear that in five days a group of men will be coming down here to destroy you? Is that... is that not clear? |
101 |
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Tim Riggins |
Good friends liven large in texas; texas forEVER |
101 |
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Jason Street |
Mr. Street does God love football?- I think everybody loves football |
101 |
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Tim Riggins |
That dude could be Santa Claus and I still won't like 'em |
101 |
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Tim Riggins |
Let's touch God this time boy's, let's touch God |
101 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
Life is so very fragile. we are all vulnerable. And we will all at some point in our lives fall. We will all fall. We must carry this in our hearts. That what we have is special. That it can be taken from us, and that when it is taken from us we will be t |
101 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
I expect you boys to execute. I expect you boys to play football. |
101 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
Life is so very fragile. We are all vulnerable. And we will all, at some point in our lives, fall. We will all fall. We must carry this in our hearts, that what we have is special. That it can be taken away from us. And when it is taken from us, we will b |
101 |
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Coach Eric Taylor |
...be tested. We will all be tested to our very souls. We will all now be tested. It is these times, it is this pain, that allows us to look inside ourselves |
101 |
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Lyla Garrity |
It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. |
101 |
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